英语话剧剧本

第一篇：英语话剧剧本

小学英语话剧《丑小鸭》双语剧本

场景：夏天，绿树，青草，白栅栏。丑小鸭躲在模拟的蛋壳内，鸭妈妈在蛋壳前面做孵蛋的样子，另外4只鸭蛋围住鸭妈妈，趴在地上成圆弧状。

音乐：（有鸟叫，知了叫等）及舞台布景组合出一幅恬静、温暖的乡村夏日风光图。

画外音：It is warm, A mother duck lies in the nest, waiting for the birth of her children.（太阳暖烘烘的，鸭妈妈巢里，等她的孩子们出世。）

鸭妈妈：Well, my babies, come out quickly please.I’m tired.（伸懒腰）哎，我的孩子们，你们怎么还不出世呀，可把妈妈累坏了！

鸭妈妈抚摸着鸭蛋，突然，一只鸭蛋动了一下。小鸭1站了起来，看了一下周围的世界说：

Oh, what a beautiful world!“哦，多么美丽的世界啊！”

接着，另外3只小鸭从蛋壳里逐渐在妈妈的抚摸中钻出来，东张西望，看到妈妈后，惊喜地跑过去，喊：Hi, mum!/ Hi, Mummy!妈妈！妈妈！………

小鸭4：（指着大蛋）Mum, what’s this ? Why not crack? 咦，妈妈，这是谁？还不出来呀？

鸭妈妈：Don’t mention it, I spent too much time on it, but it still has no change.别提了，妈妈在他身上花的功夫最多，可他硬是不见一点动静。

（突然，发出一声特别刺耳的破裂声，蛋裂开，丑小鸭慢慢伸伸懒腰钻出来，大家蹲在地上抬头仔细看着那只小鸭，先是非常惊奇，然后惊叫，4只小鸭倒地，鸭妈妈也非常失望地看着丑小鸭。）

丑小鸭：Hi, friends!Nice to meet you!

众小鸭惊异、交头接耳。

小鸭2：Wow, his feather is gray, it’s too rube!呀！他的毛是灰灰的，太土了。小鸭3：Look!His mouth is so big that he can swallow the whole pond near our home.瞧！她的嘴巴那么大，可吞下我们家门口的池塘了。

齐声：It’s just an “ugly duck”!We don’t like stay with you.（他可真是一只“丑小鸭”。我们不想和你呆在一起）

鸭妈妈：Ah!Why is she so ugly? She shouldn’t come into this world!

（鸭妈妈看着丑小鸭，摇头做无可奈何状。）

小鸭4：Mum, let’s play games, OK?

鸭妈妈：OK

小鸭(齐)：Yeah!

(播放的欢快音乐。小鸭们随着音乐玩游戏，并不时发出嬉笑声。丑小鸭也想和她们一起游戏。)

小鸭2：Go away!You are too ugly!

丑小鸭：I’m not beautiful, but I am lonely.I want to play with you.小鸭3：You can’t play with us.Go away quickly!

丑小鸭：Please let me play with you.小鸭4：No, you can’t.We don’t want an ugly duck to spoil our fun..(突然，小鸭1在游戏中不小心摔倒了。)

丑小鸭：I can help you do something.(丑小鸭上前去扶她。)

小鸭1: I don’t need your help.Go away!

小鸭2.3.4：Go away!(众小鸭把丑小鸭往外推。)画外音：The 4 ducks are very tired and hungry.They want to eat some food.小鸭1: Mum ,I’m hungry.鸭妈妈：Oh, my children , come to eat some food.(鸭妈妈做出撒米粒的样子，小鸭们随着鸭妈妈的动作方向抢吃食物。)

小鸭2：Don’t give that ugly duck any food.(小鸭们把妈妈给的食物全部抢过来，不让丑小鸭吃。)

鸭妈妈：Oh, don’t do that.She is your sister.小鸭3：Our sister? Why is she so ugly?

画外音：The poor duck didn’t eat any food.It’s dark.Her sisters want to go home.小鸭1:Oh, I’m very full and tired;I want to go home to sleep.小鸭2.3.4：Me too.鸭妈妈：OK.Let’s go.(鸭妈妈带着小鸭们回家。)

鸭妈妈：My children ,good night.画外音：All the ducks kiss their mum, and they have a good sleep.The ugly duck stands up and tries to get close to them, but she is afraid.Finally, the poor duck sleeps in a corner!（小夜曲响起）

丑小鸭：Dear mum, Life is unfair to me.I’m ugly.But it’s not my fault.Mum, I’m sorry , I have to leave you.Bye mum.（妈，生活对我太不公平了，长得丑，不是我的错啊！妈妈，对不起，我要离开你了！）

第二场: 丑小鸭流浪

场景：秋冬，黄叶，枯草。

画外音：Ugly duck gets out of the fence, run away from his family lone.She is very thirsty and wants to drink some water.（丑小鸭钻出篱笆，离开了家。他很渴，想喝水。）

小鸟：It’s very hot today.Let me drink some water.(小鸟飞到水塘边。)

小鸟：Look, a dirty thing is over there.Let me go and have a look.小鸟：Who are you?（惊讶地问）

丑小鸭：I’m …I’m …I’m a duck.(低着头，小声说。)

小鸟：Ha, ha, look at your feathers.So ugly!(小鸟拍拍自己身上的羽毛，作炫耀状。)

小鸟：Go away!Don’t make the water dirty.(小鸟推开丑小鸭，在池塘里快乐地洗羽毛，然后飞走。)

（“啪啪”两声枪响，丑小鸭惊叫了起来，猎狗出场。）

猎狗：Oh, what a dirty thing is in my way!Go away!（猎狗向丑小鸭冲过来，撞了她一下。）

猎狗：Ha, ha!Good luck!A duck!My tasty food!

丑小鸭：Oh, don’t touch me…(小鸭惊慌失措，没命地奔跑。)

音乐、布景构成—幅天寒地冻的湖边严冬图。（丑小鸭在湖面上不停地划动，最后趴在冰上冻僵了。）

画外音：Winter comes.The water becomes ice.It’s really very cold.There is no one outside.Ugly duck slips on the ice.She feels very cold and lonely.How she wishes someone could help her!At last She could not move any more.丑小鸭：Oh, I’m frozen.(晕倒在舞台上)

农夫：Well, poor duck.Let me save you!（在丑小鸭身上摸了模）哎，可怜的小东西，还有救！（拾走“鸭子”）第三场丑小鸭变天鹅

场景：春天，绿树，花草，音乐。构成一幅湖边春光图。

画外音：Spring comes, the flowers are blooming.Ugly duck fly to the lake, he sees some beautiful white swans over there.They have white feather and slender necks.Ugly duck wants to play with them.（春天来了，花开了，丑小鸭扑扑翅膀，向湖边飞去。看见湖面上有几只美丽的白天鹅，雪白的羽毛，长长的脖子，美丽极了。他多想和他们一起玩啊！）

丑小鸭：Ah!Beautiful birds, your feather is so white, your necks is so slender, your posture is so nice, you are most dignity bird in the world!（啊！美丽的大鸟，你们的羽毛是那样洁白，你们的脖子是那样修长，你们的体态是那样优美，你们是世界上最高贵的鸟儿。）

天鹅1：Hello, my lovely friend, come and play with us!（可爱的小客人，快来和我们一起玩吧！）

众天鹅：Come on!Come on!(快来呀！来吧！)

丑小鸭：You are so warm-hearted!But, don’t you feel me ugly?(你们真是太好了！可是，你们不觉得我很丑吗？)

天鹅2：No, you are a pretty swan!(你是一只漂亮的白天鹅呀！)

众天鹅：Look at yourself!快看看自己吧！

丑小鸭：（飞到湖边，对着湖面左顾右看）Oh, my god!Is this me ?I’m no longer an ugly duck, I am a petty swan!啊，上帝！这难道是我的影子吗？原来我不是丑小鸭，而是一只漂亮的天鹅啦！

（天鹅舞曲响起，4大天鹅和小天鹅共同起舞，跳出丑小鸭长成天鹅后的幸福快乐。）

画外音：It is no matter to be born in a duck if you are a swan egg.You ought to be the beautiful swan one day.（只要你是一只天鹅蛋，就是生在养鸭场也没什么关系；总有一天会变成一只美丽的天鹅。）

第二篇：英语话剧剧本

Have you finished packing？ 情景一

Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?

Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!

Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!

Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市销话剧第二组

Mina and Dave: what’s that?

Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二

Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?

Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市销话剧第二组

Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!

Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dah

Mina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?

Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?

Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?

Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?

市销话剧第二组

Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!

Haining :Have a great trip!

Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?

Mina , Dave: Yep!

Mike , Let’s go!

情景三

Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!

市销话剧第二组

第三篇：英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本

在一个鸟语花香的一个早上，站长一如既往地坐在办公室，一边翘着二郎腿，一边单手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他觉得，今天又是一个休闲的日子，只要坐在办公室，有空出去外面巡查一下环境，就可以回家看电视去了。但他没有想到，今天在他的身边竟然会发生一些令他抓破头皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺着一个大肚子，威武地巡视着地铁站内的人群。每个人都匆匆地来匆匆地去，从来没有留意过身边的人和事。站长这个时候伸伸懒腰，正准备回值班室大睡一觉的时候，突然不知道哪里出来的一个人把他撞倒了。站长甩了一个跟头，挺笨拙地爬起来刚想大骂一顿的时候，却首先听到一把声音，有点怯懦地说：“对不起对不起” 站长这个时候擦擦眼睛，开始打量眼前的这个人：他的衣着很随意，脏兮兮的样子，而且还带着一副墨镜。站长就开始骂了：“你没长眼睛吗？这样也能撞上我！”然后那个人就回答说：“我是一个盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候车了。”站长听了之后，也见到他是一个残疾人，便说：“没事啦，我是这里的站长，如果你不知道哪里候车的话，可以咨询一下当班的值班员嘛。不过既然你遇上了我，我就帮你带路吧。”这时候盲人也说了一声：“好的，非常感谢你。”于是，站长让盲人一手牵着他，一手摸着扶手，慢慢地下楼梯到乘车站台。站长拖着盲人慢慢地走，突然脚底下一绊，整个人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶着墙壁没有摔倒。这时候站长发火了，起来就说一句：“特么的是谁！”这一次没有人回答他。于是站长低头一看，有一个乘客正躺在地上一动也不动了。站长于是就怕了，马上松开牵着盲人的手，盲人觉察到不对劲，就问：“发生什么事了”站长结结巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺着…一个人啊！！”盲人显然要比站长冷静：“快去看一下他是否还活着”于是站长弯下腰，问一句：“先生请问你还清醒吗？”没有回应。于是站长又弯下腰用耳朵贴着他的胸口听他的心跳声，可是出人意料地听不到。站长这时候怕了，他用手擦了一下额头的汗，然后又颤抖地把手伸向躺着的人鼻子，谁知道这时候传来呼呼的鼻鼾声。站长定了一下惊，然后又闻了一下他的衣服，一股很浓烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站长让醉酒的人继续躺着，扶了盲人上车之后，然后就来看了一下醉酒的人，结果发现还没醒。站长本来想着呼叫值班员前来帮忙，但正是午饭时间，值班室空无一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在这里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上楼梯直到回到值班室。此时的站长已经气喘吁吁地，累个半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡着了…

第四篇：英语话剧剧本.doc

第一种：家庭喜剧

演员: P: Pirate-Grandson.M: Mother.F: Father.K: King-Grandpa.旁白:

There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy.His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker.His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man.Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him.He hates his parents.Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him..正剧：(P,K出场)P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry.I love that mouse.Quick!No time!I can’t wait another second.K: Oh dear!I nearly forget it.Don’t worry, I open it right now.(作开电视状)

P: Ha Ha!It’s really funny!Tom is so good!(作高兴状)

Oh no!“The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end!(摔电视机，作极度气愤状Old King!?(对K吼)

K：Oh, what a pity dog!(作左顾右盼状)Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me.I’m sure your demand will be satisfied.(作充满自信状)

P：Really!OK!Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you……(作犹豫状)

P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies.You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）

K;Oh yes, I play it for you.(作为难状)But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.P: Don’t tell so much!I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I promise it to you.(作自豪自信状)K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)

P: Fight him, kill him.Throw these bad guys into the sea……(高声喊)

K: Xu ……..(作禁声状).Remember your promise, young adult man.P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it.(作天经地义状)

K: Oh?!You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）

P: Old King.I give you an honorable mission.(作自豪状)Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)

K: What!Ride on my back!Be your horse！(作惊异状)

P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question?(作若无其事状)

K: No, No, sound a good idea!Very good!You are a brave Pirate.Now come on my back.(作无奈状)

P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’s go!Kill all those bad men.Quick!Run quick!.......(意气风发状)（M,F携手进场）:

P: Oh, my god!Mummy, Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!?(作气愤状)P:（作阳痿状）Mummy, it’s not my fault.Old king let me massage his back.Hei Hei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M: I don’t believe it.(作严肃状)Dad, isn’t really that?(询问K)

K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

M: Really.I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him.(作怀疑状)Dear, isn’t you ?

F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

M: Yes, really a good suggestion.（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）

P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it.(边挥汗边说冷)

M: No, it’s summer.Really hot, do you catch cold?

P: No, No, just my feeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M: Pirate, what’s behind you?(疑问状)

P: Oh, nothing, nothing!(作惊恐状)

M: Move away.little Pirate!(作气愤状)

P: Oh no!The storm will come.(捂脸作害怕状)

M: Caribbean Pirate!What’s a bad film!Little Pirate!?(气愤状)

P: Mummy, I surrender.(作投降状)

M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad!

K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much.Yes? Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat.(作博学状)

M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight.He may become short-sighted.(诚恳状)

K: I know the disadvantage.But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills.(中气不足状，因为理由不充分)

M: Just those force, fighting and cheat?(置疑状)

P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you.(诚恳状)I won’t do that next time.Can you forgive me this time, Mummy.(做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)

M: Pick up trick.It doesn’t work this time.(义正言辞状)

P: Mummy, not next time, ok?(作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)

(M不理P)

M: Dad.I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way.Spoiling is not true love.It’s the poison in honey.(作严肃状)

F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do.We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said.We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most.We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on.I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate.Do you think so, dear?(很理智，明晰状)

M: It’s just what I want to say.(赞同状)

F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him.I should let him do his own thing and be his guide.(作彻悟状)

P: Oh, so much time has passed.I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it.(捂小腹，作难受状)

K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry!I’ll accompany with you.(作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)

M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide.(同声提醒K)

K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help.You should do it yourself.(作揶揄状)

P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I can do it.(跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)

M、F、K: Brave Pirate!(作自豪状，含有夸奖意)

P: Oh, my god!The washroom is so large and dark!(害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)

M、F、K:(All 晕倒)

—— The End

第二种：旅游类

One day, the class is over,student A and B walk together.）

A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.B:I have no idea no.How about you?

A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.B:En,yes,it is the first spring of the world.A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.B: About it let me think.(Student A and B come acoss C.)

C:Hi!What do you discuss?

A:Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.C:Where do you plan to go?

A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?

C: Oh!No!I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.B:Really?How about the sight of it?

C:Very great!There are so many birds and trees.When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.B:Really?

C:Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?

C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水)is so clear and

sweet.A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful.I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(惨案)Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(耻辱),which happened on May Third.A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.B: Wonderful!I decide to visit there.A:Ok！

C:May you have a good time!

A:Thank you!What about you ?

C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!

B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄伟).A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?

C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美丽极了).B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.A: en, health and strength is above all gold.C: Oh, yes!Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai.See you later!

A:Take care of yourself!

B:See you!

D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?

B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.D: Holiday?

A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring.What’s your plan?

D: Oh, I don’t have an idea.Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.B: Why? What happened?

D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.B: That is a pity!

D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai.As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.A: Never mind.It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word;I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.B: May you make it!

A: Where there is a will there’s a way.D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.A: See you!

第五篇：英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本：5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文来自: 教客网剧本大全(http://)详细出处参考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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