三打白骨精(5~6人英语话剧)

第一篇：三打白骨精(5~6人英语话剧)

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧 B：白骨精

开场：Long long ago, there was a team went to Tian Zhu，there was a master called Xuanzang, there was a monkey called Wu Kong, there was a pig called Bajie, there was a monk called Sha Seng.On their trip„T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is sex, sex is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em„„we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so I am hungry master.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E: I will eat you!.S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry, too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh, Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电

网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah„„

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh, please don’t……

B: How do I know who are you!What do you mean on earth?

J: This will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe.Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time.B: What’s the problem? J: Who am I?

B: I’ve already known it!

J:No, you don’t know.Who are you? Are you Elf…Baigu? No, it is only a name, a

signal.You can be called Baigu, so can I, and so can they.When we take the signal off, who are you?

B: I….I don’t know.But I don’t have to know!

J: Alright, answer me another question---who am I? B: This question has been asked just now.J: No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself!B: Any difference?

J:For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I”

too.Dose’t

it mean that you are me and I am you? B: This…this question is not worthy to answer!

J:Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy.Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?!B: That’s enough!

J:Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard? B: Why don’t you kill me!

旁白：Finally, Ji Wuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.T: I, I cant understand......What happened? S: Boss, your IQ needs increasing!

T: Yes yes, knowledge is power.Let’s call Wukong back.E:(掏出手机):hello, brother the master call you back.悟空回归，唐僧道歉

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

(谢幕)

第二篇：英语话剧---三打白骨精

三打白骨精（小学英语奥赛北京夏令营英语小品剧本）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But„„

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„.S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„..T: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is„..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge ispower!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah„„

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t„„

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:(咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you OK, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:(惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the criminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

第三篇：话剧--三打白骨精

Three Times’ Beating Monster 三打白骨精

第一幕

唐僧: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 孙悟空: Bajie（八戒）,map!猪八戒:(摸出，递给S)Here you are.孙悟空: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

唐僧: Bajie!贫僧已警告你many times，西天取经的路上不能携带美女照片

猪八戒： Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)唐僧:(缩手)No way！贫僧先帮你保存着，西天取经的路上过得很快，眼睛一闭一睁，一整天过去了，吼；眼睛再一睁一闭，取经结束了，吼~ 猪八戒: But……

沙悟净：Brother,你就听师傅的话吧，快，咱们研究下正事吧。Map? 猪八戒:(递)Here.Wait ……（拿个地球仪，转一下）!（讨好的走向唐僧）（嗲声嗲气得说），师傅，Don’t worry, 前边就是白虎山了

唐僧：Oh, My god, 贫僧再也不要走了!(坐)呜呜呜, my little stomach.哭

沙悟净：师傅，再忍忍吧。今天晚上咱们应该就会看到beautiful的女儿国国王了。

音乐1

唐僧：（唱起风吹麦浪）远处蔚蓝天空下涌动着金色的麦浪，就在那里曾是你和我爱过的地方。当微风带着收获的味道吹向我脸庞，想起你轻柔的话语，曾打湿我眼眶（大家散成一个圈，围坐师傅身旁，认真聆听）

（全体）恩。。呐。。

恩。。呐。。

唐僧：咳咳，Wukong, I am hungry，Could you get me some food？猪八戒:（这时八戒肚子叫了一大声），（然后死皮赖脸得说）You see, 师傅 is hungry, too!唐僧: Baijie!不要忘了，是谁吃了我的最后一顿晚餐。（拿着拐杖要去打猪八戒）

沙和尚: 师傅，淡定淡定……大师兄将要去找吃的，妖怪来了怎么办？唐僧: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea? 孙悟空: No problem!(打开pad)12580，让我来帮你，何况我们都21世纪（悟空拿着Pad搜索了一会），有了。（于是悟空拿起金箍棒在唐僧面前画了一个白圈）（B已躲在一旁偷看）沙和尚: This is…..? 孙悟空: This is高科技电网们!哈哈，（悟空一边端详白圈一边自我满足说）如此一来，妖怪就进不来了，哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈哈

唐僧: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more 与时俱进，more and

more 有文化

沙和尚：Emitofo, knowledge is power!孙悟空: Bye!(走)第二幕

唐僧: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》音乐2 白骨精: Hm!Hm!高科技? You are too 幼稚.(转一圈走向台下，变出村姑)村姑:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing 掼蛋，人手已够。村姑:(在一旁观看)Oh, 机会来了!炸弹!唐僧: Bomb?(打出)村姑: Double King!唐僧: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, 你是我的眼，带我领略掼蛋的风采，你是我的眼，让我看见掼蛋就在眼前…… Come in and teach me.(准备打开电网)村姑：对了，我正好还有一些delicious food,我今天做的是爆肚儿炒肉溜鱼片，醋溜要炸排骨，松花变蛋白菱藕，海蜇拌肚儿滋味足，四凉四热那个八碟菜，白干老酒烫一壶。（唱出菜名）八戒：要西，一定很美味啊，孙悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)村姑:（倒)Ah……

唐僧:(气愤)Wukong!看你干的好事!She is my teacher!孙悟空: She is a monster!唐僧:（唐僧甩一甩衣袖说）一派胡言!(深呼吸)孙悟空: Oh,please don’t……

唐僧: Twinke twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.孙悟空: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)唐僧:(呛住，咳)Wukong, 你太让我失望了!第三幕

白骨精:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, wait, I will give you colour to see see!(变成老伯)老伯:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 沙和尚: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!老伯：哎，我这女儿很是乖巧，我可是一直用培养第一夫人的方法去treat她的。我姑娘今年年方二八，才嫁作他人妇，今儿她是去给她在田里干活的夫君送饭的。

唐僧：阿弥陀佛，出家人不打诳语。我们是见她，然后呢，但是呢，就是呢，其实吧，那个啊，老伯：你见过我女儿，那她去哪里了啊。猪八戒：她在这儿

老伯：啊，Daughter.What happened to me ? Oh my god.You killed my daughter.拿命来！（老伯愤怒的准备开始报仇）

孙悟空:（咬牙切齿）You monster, 我要把你打入地狱!(孙悟空追着老伯打，但老伯躲闪至唐僧身后，并把唐僧作为人质，大家迅速包围起来)老伯：Stop，If you dare to move one step, I will kill him.沙和尚：圈子里的人听着，你已经被包围了，还有束手就擒？孙悟空一棍下去，(慢动作)，竟打到了师傅。第二棍才将老伯打死。大家围上来问，师傅，Are you ok? 第四幕

白骨精：一声奸邪的长笑，啊哈哈哈，Sunwukong, you are game over!（摇身一变成夫君）

夫君：娘子，娘子，爹爹，爹爹

（看到唐僧）：高僧可看到一年轻貌美的姑娘和一年逾古稀的老者？唐僧：emitofo。善哉善哉，是我那徒儿把他俩都杀了，我愿承担一切责任。夫君：（走到娘子身旁）Oh here will I set my everlasting rest And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world-wearied flesh

Eyes, look your last Arms, take your last embrace And lips, O you,the doors of breath Seal with a righteous kiss a dateless bargain to engrossing death（全场静止，沙僧解释下，该段取材于罗密欧与朱丽叶）

夫君:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)孙悟空I’ll kill you, monster!(打！)唐僧：（想阻止，未及）You,you....(险些晕，二师兄和三师兄扶住!)EMITOFO 孙悟空：师傅，你可知道，他们不是人类，他们是妖怪啊，唉…

唐僧：Monster? No,you are a monster.I don’t want to see you anymore.Go!孙悟空：（悲，离去）音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛《夏恩英语Goodbye》白骨精：（出现）Ha, ha, ha（三尸体在在白骨精招手后，“飘“走唐僧：（惊）You are…

白骨精：How foolish you are, Mr Tang.(猪八戒和沙僧一起上去，被击退)白骨精：（抓住唐僧）我要吃了你的肉，喝了你的血，Ha ha ha..孙悟空：（悄悄走到白骨精后面，一棍下去，白骨精晕倒）A thousand years later 唐僧：Wukong?

猪八戒：Oh, Brother Monkey!沙和尚：Our hero is back!第五幕

哪吒：鹅鹅鹅（发音ne），曲脖用刀割，拔毛烧开水，铁锅炖大鹅（ne）。这古诗实在是太难了，算了，我还是放弃我的梦想，不做诗人了，做回我老本行吧。咦，前面好像有事情发生。哪吒：Excuse me , can I help you ? 孙悟空：Ah, you are too late, Nezha!I’ve called the police,110.哪吒：（摇醒白骨精，出示警员证）你好，小姐，你被逮捕了。你可以有权保持沉默，但您所说的每一句话将来可能会作为呈堂证供。（带走白骨精）唐僧：wukong, I’m sorry.I’m so sorry.孙悟空：Shifu, it’s time.Let’s go.

第四篇：三打白骨精英语话剧剧本

Three Times Beating the Monster

三打白骨精

-----七年制

开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。

【本剧灯光都是全亮的】

唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？

(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！

(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……

(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？

(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?

(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？

(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！

(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈…… 八戒：This is……

(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more

and more knowledgeable.Knowledge is power！!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)

(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!

（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）

唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。

一段时间后，唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.（我有点累了，我们打牌吧。）放《斗地主》，师徒三人开始打牌。白骨精现身。

白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy，hahaha！！

（传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精变成村姑出来…… 村姑：Can I join you?

（能加我一个吗？）

唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.（哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢，三个人已经够了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。）村姑：Double King.（一对K。）

唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me.（一对K，哦，我赢啦！女士，你太强啦，来，进来教我吧！）这时悟空回来了。

悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我杀了你。）

唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。）八戒（对悟空）:She is my teacher!

（她是我师父。）

悟空:She is a monster!（她是个妖精。）八戒（对唐僧）:she is a monster!

（她是个妖精。）

这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。

唐僧：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you……

（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）白骨精现身。

白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.（哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。）白骨精变身老妇出场。

老妇：Daughter.Daughter.Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?

（女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？）唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子

（你女儿……）

悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.（我打死你这个死妖精。）

听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master，are you OK? How many?

（师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几？）唐僧：Two，game over Sun Wukong.（两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。）

见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。

老头：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？

（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。悟空：You are going to die, monster.（见阎王去吧，死妖精。）

唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。）

悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精。）

唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster，you go！you go！It is the wrong way.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪来的回哪儿去吧！【见悟空往错的方向走了，唐僧指出】走错啦，走错啦。这边。）

八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.（哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！）唐僧：Don’t say that guy.（不要理那个B了。）

白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了，高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）

原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。

悟空：Don’t touch my master.（不要碰我师父。）

沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！

（哦，我们的英雄回来啦！）八戒：Monkey brother……

（猴哥……）

唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。

唐僧：What……what happened ？

（发生什么了？）

悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes.（师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。）唐僧：But how did you find it？

（但是你是怎么发现的呢？）悟空：Monkey’s feeling.（猴子的直觉。）

哪吒: I am coming.（我来啦。）

悟空：You are too late，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么来那么晚啊。）哪吒：Where is the criminal？

（罪犯在哪儿呢？）唐僧：Na~~~ 哪吒:Hei，hei,you are under arrest, you have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police ,anything you say may be used against you in the court of law, let us go.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你见到自己的律师前，你有权保持沉默，但是你所说的将来可能会成为呈堂证供。我们走吧。）

唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong.（悟空，我错了！）悟空：What？

（悟空装作没听见，什么？）唐僧：I am sorry！

（对不起。）

悟空：I can not hear clearly.（我听不清。）

唐僧为表心意，与八戒、沙僧一起跳《sorry，sorry》唐僧：I am so sorry，you are my monkey.（我真的错了，原谅我吧，你永远是我的猴子。）悟空：I am always your monkey

（我永远都是你的猴子。）

八戒很不要脸的上去，推开悟空，抱着唐僧。八戒：I am always your pig.（我永远是你的八戒。）

众人嘘声后离开。这时继续放视频《英文版敢问路在何方》，四师徒接着上路取经。全剧结束，谢幕。

第五篇：三打白骨精话剧剧本

三打白骨精话剧剧本

T:唐僧(A)S:孙悟空

(B)E:猪八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑

B2:B变成太婆

B3:B变化成老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？

S: Bajie,map!

八戒，地图！E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）

师傅，请看。

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)

哦，师傅！原谅我吧。

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E: But„„

但是„„

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？

E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.给，嗯„„我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S: Fat Pig!肥猪!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说„„ S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！

（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is„..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！

T: Em„„ok，we will stay in it!

嗯„„好的，我们会呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飞走)

俺老孙去也。

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

我们斗地主吧！

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

我也可以玩吗？

J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

王炸！

T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!

喔„我赢了！嗯„，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

啊，妖怪！

B1:（倒)Ah„„

惨叫声

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t„„

噢，师傅，别„„

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

太晚了！Once more„„(紧箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

（长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

师傅，你还好吧？

这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。

T：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you„„（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）

白骨精现身。

B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。

白骨精变身老妇出场。

B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？

T : Your daughter„„故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子你女儿„„

悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。

S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你这个死妖精。

听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

J: Master，are you OK? How many?

师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几

T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。

见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。

B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）

悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。

s：You are going to die, monster.见阎王去吧，死妖精。

T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。

S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精.）

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你„„你已经伤了三条人命了！

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......师傅，猴哥这是„„

T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

唐僧，你好愚蠢！

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈„„

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

悟空

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄回来了！

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

发生什么事了？

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out?

你怎么发现的？

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

„„猴子的直觉。

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)